Zach’s on the mound, and it feels so good. I’m loving Kansas City this week. Tomorrow: Oklahoma Joe’s!
Tweeting rule of thumb: Nobody cares what you think, but they might care about what goes on around you.
Attention Royals fans: Two KC treasures are on the cover of Sports Illustrated this week. Go read JoePo’s article about Zach Greinke NOW!
ME: I would rather be tied up to stakes in the Kalahari Desert, have honey...– Maureen and Biz again.
ME: Would Shakespeare have tweeted? BIZ: Brevity’s the soul of wit, right?– Maureen Dowd, apparent laggard and curmudgeon, interviews Biz Stone, founder of Twitter.
Might Banny be back on track? For the Royals’ sake, I certainly hope so. The division certainly looks winnable enough.
TIME's most influential person of 2009 is...the... →
Odd dreams last night. I have GOT to stop reading zombie comics before bed.
The Creationist Science Fair. Apparently, that's... →
new family and new food today. Borscht is delicious.
Advertisers must be cynics. To tell the public all about why something is good, you see, we need to know exactly why it is not. We must play devil’s advocate with ourselves on a daily basis to write the most effective, impactful copy that sells whatever it is we are hawking today. After arguing with ourselves, though, day after day, it is easy to believe the arguments we make up. It’s...
Any tweeps have an extra Royals ticket? If so, I’d be happy to pay a li’l over face. Let me know.
I heart inspirational posters. →
3H and 3ER in one inning? Fuck you, Kyle Farnsworth.
Opening Day. Hyperventilation is inevitable.
RT @uncrate: Messenger Bag Director’s Chair http://tinyurl.com/d7dfr6 — This thing completely blows away the fold-up tube chairs.
Just listed myself in the http://localtweeps.com local Twitter directory in ZIP 64114
Trader Joe’s in KC? Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
Royals Opening Day has been postponed…fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Unexpected result of following the Dave Ramsey plan: Weight loss. Apparently, eating at home is good for my body and my wallet.
RT @postsecret: #SaturdaySecrets http://twitpic.com/2tcvk (please retweet)
Regional Addys: 1 Gold, 3 Silvers. Yesssssssss.
Remember Balzac? Well, they're still for sale.... →
Is Britney Spears really still relevant enough to sell out major venues? If so, then wow. Just…wow.
I found TweetDeck. Twitter addiction is now inevitable. http://bit.ly/9w8ty
2005 Nissan Altima 2.5S. Common? Yes. Boring? A little. Mine, and paid for in cash? You betcha. Pictures to come, as if you care.
Hey, here’s a beta invite to Twitter Pro! http://bit.ly/twitterpro
Black and Fool's Gold is no more. Thanks, Mr.... →